supremegoddessofall: (hello zombie)
1) First and foremost, a reminder that I went to the most awesome high school ever. Dr. Miller has been reading "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to students (and now former students' children) for more than 20 years. It's a tradition and we went several times when we were still in NC - bummed we missed it this year. His voice is sort of James Earl Jones-ish.

2) The 10 stages of narrowly avoiding a speeding ticket.

3) One guy, multiple tracks. Hat tip to [ profile] whirled.

4) Dr. Who and Craig Ferguson goodness. Hat tip to [ profile] rm.

5) Shortest real journal article in history. Hat tip to [ profile] wordsofastory.

6) The Dead of Everest. Hat tip to [ profile] amenquohi.

7) Bikini waxes for pre-pubescent children. This is disturbing to me in multiple ways. Hat tip to [ profile] bart_calendar.

8) Assembling the Global Baby. Interesting thinky thoughts on reproductive choices. Hat tip to [ profile] rm.

9) I agree with pretty much everything in this article. We need to fix the registry laws. Now. Hat tip to [ profile] phoenixisrisen.

10) The Snake Fight portion of your thesis defense. Hat tip to [ profile] rm.

11) This is an incredible video (available on Hulu, called America the Beautiful) about the culture of beauty in the United States. It's very long, so don't click unless you have some time to burn. Hat tip to [ profile] parachles.

12) It's not a good idea to fry gnocchi. Really. Hat tip to [ profile] xiphias.

13) This is kinda sad. Also I'm a geek because I got all of them. Hat tip to [ profile] porcelain72.

14) You don't have to be Jewish to give. Or to laugh. Hat tip to [ profile] fresh_tart.

15) BDSM and Foot Locker. Hat tip to [ profile] felisdemens.

16) Lee and I have strange conversations sometimes.

17) If you hate "Christmas Shoes" like I hate "Christmas Shoes," you should listen to this. Hat tip to [ profile] parachles.

supremegoddessofall: (evolution)
this is total glurge and whatnot, but it made me chuckle )
supremegoddessofall: (beating head against wall)
This is why I hate my metabolism. Total calorie consumption for the day.

1 Bojangle's Dirty Rice = 166
1 Bojangle's Cajun Filet Sandwich = 337
~12 oz. of sweet tea = 120

1 peach fruit cup = 80 (which includes the syrup, which I don't drink - I'm thinking more like 50 is in what I eat).
1 Michelina's Fettucine Alfredo dinner = 310

Total calorie count for the day = 1013

This is not at all an abnormal food consumption for me for a day.

And what do I weigh?


This is also why I don't normally count calories. Too depressing, too pointless.

I hate skinny people. I hate even more the people who think all of us who aren't size 8 or smaller do nothing but pig out all day. Tell me on what planet 1000 calories a day is pigging out. And tell me that it's fair that I weigh what I do when my typical calorie count for the day is between 800 and 1500.
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
I looked absolutely fabulous today. I was wearing a tank-top style dress with a mid-calf A-line skirt and a one-button jacket over it that came to my hips. Both are in "blueberry," which is a purplish-blue. I looked majorly professional and seriously cute. And it looked fabulous with my hair and skin tone. I got an assload of compliments today.

Man! I feel like a woman....
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
My feet are buffed and pretty. Bright pink toenails. Me feel happily girly.
supremegoddessofall: (bad puns)
I can get away with this, because I'm fat...

You know it's hard out here for a blimp
When you're tryin' to find a dress that's not a tent,
When the Atkins plan don't even make a dent,
You got a whole lotta fat rolls on that hip.


Apr. 7th, 2004 09:51 pm
supremegoddessofall: (kushiel)
I am watching The Swan, on Fox. I am feeling this strange mixture of horror, curiousity, fascination, and envy. They are basically doing plastic surgery on every inch of these women's bodies. And the results are spectacular.

I am horrified at the extreme body modification.
I am curious as to how the women's current relationships will be affected by the change - if an average woman is dating an average man and then becomes a fox, will she still want the average?
I am fascinated by the process and the women's reactions to their changes.
I am envious, because I *am* the average woman.

And yes, part of me wants to be on the show. To be the beautiful woman.


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