supremegoddessofall: (republicans suck)
Bush or Batman?



kudos to [livejournal.com profile] furryfairy for the find...
supremegoddessofall: (bush thinks he's god)
stolen from [livejournal.com profile] fierceflavors:

The man is evil, but whoever put this together is genius:

oh shit.

May. 29th, 2007 04:37 pm
supremegoddessofall: (death is imminent)
Please go read this. Now.

Seriously, you need to read this. This isn't a joke type thing, this is a serious article about ways in which George Bush is attempting to destroy the Constitution. Read it.

hee :)

Oct. 18th, 2005 09:13 am
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] madgenius,

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he dropped in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

on bush...

Sep. 13th, 2005 04:23 pm
supremegoddessofall: (spike - angry)
If you truly "accept responsibility," how about tendering your resignation in apology for your gross incompetence?
supremegoddessofall: (war for oil)
For all of you who have seen Hustle and Flow

a new movie, about the life of George Bush:

Hustle and Blow

See George as he rises on the backs of others to become the biggest playa in the land.

Featuring the new hit theme song:

You know it's hard out here for a chimp
When you're tryin' to find Osama in a tent
When the gas and the oil's all been spent
There'll be a whole lotta riches jumpin' ship


Heh.
supremegoddessofall: (bushisms)
From the stupid Bush conference, which is pre-empting my shows...

Bush actually said:

"No Child Left Behind is important, because it's helping people learn literacy and math and how to read and write."

Funny, but I thought "literacy" MEANT knowing how to read and write.
But according to Bush, they're apparently different things...

Maybe literacy means "knowing how to effectively lie to the American people."
Apparently, it's a good skill to have.
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Yet again, my list of posts to pimp has grown overly long. So while I'm waiting for the dryer to finish my sheets so I can go to bed, here are the latest in things you might want to check out:

From [livejournal.com profile] mistersleepless: First Lines You Never Want To Hear
From [livejournal.com profile] scathedobsidian: They Give Awards for This? News story about a woman in Arkansas who is getting an award for having 15 children - and no, they're not kidding
From [livejournal.com profile] scathedobsidian: When Good People Do Dumb Things
From [livejournal.com profile] wicked_wish: Subservient Chicken Yes, it's a tape loop. But it will amuse you. Endlessly. Or maybe that's just me.
From [livejournal.com profile] dindin: The Problem with American Idol The masses and what they choose to consume
From [livejournal.com profile] suteki: Political Cartoon
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part 4
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part 5
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part 6
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part 7
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part 8
From [livejournal.com profile] noxalea: Weapons of Mass Destruction Don't refresh your browser - Just read.
From [livejournal.com profile] noxalea: Stupid Spell Requests
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: The George Bush Asshole Mosaic Someone had *way* too much time on their hands - but aren't you glad they did?
From an anonymous commenter: Jail Bill Waterson
From [livejournal.com profile] zoethe: The Maturing of Taste Over Time
From [livejournal.com profile] puffpastry: An Ode to Dental Surgery
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: Fine Dining at its Best Sometimes, you just have to live a little.
From [livejournal.com profile] ragan in [livejournal.com profile] gaywriters: Headstones
From [livejournal.com profile] too_much_info: And You Thought Hemmorhoids Was Bad? Gross doesn't begin to describe this.
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
Enough people have pimped me recently that I decided some return pimpage was warranted.

Recent things from my friend's list that you might enjoy:

From [livejournal.com profile] jendurrfukt: What Bush Would Look Like As A Woman An amusing link. If I had been drinking milk, I would have spit it through my nose. And then I would have looked like the recipient of a facial. And that just would have been bad, mmmmkay?

From [livejournal.com profile] zoethe: The Happiness Primer (or how to think your life sucks a little less than you usually do) It made me feel a little better, anyway, and some of these are things I try to do anyway.

From [livejournal.com profile] mightyafrodite: Snappy comebacks to moronic comments from religious and anti-smoking zealots Make sure you read the comments, too!

From [livejournal.com profile] shadesong: Help shadesong celebrate her LJ 2-year anniversary Post porn links, post random syllables, it doesn't matter, just post! (and say I sent ya)

From [livejournal.com profile] splendourific: Did you know that? I don't believe he's gay, dammit!

From [livejournal.com profile] kennfusion: How to literally fuck one's own self A link to an article about a man who made a cast of his own penis and then got fucked wtih it.

From [livejournal.com profile] city_of_dis: An Open Letter to the Black Community from a Gay Man True, it's not the *same* movement. But it's a *similar* one.

From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: How people represent themselves on LJ So what's your impression of him?

From [livejournal.com profile] killhamster: How to have a semi-popular journal Because killhamster is just funny.

If you're not one of the pimped, don't think I'm not reading you. The entries/links I'm pimping are ones that are "universally" interesting out of the last 200 posts on my friends page. So if you've mostly been writing stuff on your own life's goings on, no pimpage today. But maybe next time! I love you all, and I read every single one of you.

From [livejournal.com profile] too_much_info: I don't even know what to call this. This mesmerized me. Like watching a train wreck.

Edit: I've decided I'm going to make this a regular feature, and do it once a week or so. So expect more pimpage - I gots a lotta ho's.
supremegoddessofall: (abuse of religion)
If sheep love grass, why hasn't Bush legalized marijuana?

Perhaps because he's too busy poisoning Eros's arrows.

In place of "It's the economy, stupid!," I propose that we adopt the slogan "It's about the love, stupid!" You know, put it in simple terms the sheep can understand. Short sentences. One syllable words. You know - completely eliminate the need to analyze, interpret, or otherwise *think* about the written material that is presented.

Heaven forbid they have to *think* or *analyze* or *interpret*! These *are* after all, the people who believe that we should take the Bible literally, with all its rules written some-odd thousand of years ago, and SMACK! apply it straight to our current society.

I've always been fond of Leviticus. Lots of good stuff in there. Let's examine, shall we?

Leviticus 4:27-29 - "If a private person commits a sin inadvertengly by doing one of the ghins which are forbidden by the commandments of the Lord, and thus becomes guilty, should he later on learn of the sin he committed, he shall bring an unblemished she-goat as the offering for his sin."

Hmm. How many dead Iraqis, killed in the war? I'm remembering a bit about "thou shalt not kill." That's a lot of goats to sacrifice, Mr. Bush - hope you've been breeding them!

Leviticus 7:23-25 - "...You shall not eat the fat of any ox or sheep or goat...If anyone eats the fat of an animal...such a one shall be cut off from his people."

Banish all the mutton-eaters!

And among the animals you can't eat: pigs, rabbits, all non-fish marine animals, any animals with paws (and there are about 100 others listed, too!)

Leviticus 15:16 - When a man has an emission of seed, he shall bathe his whole body in water and be unclean until evening

Would completely take the fun out of masturbation, now wouldn't it?

Leviticus 19:19 - ...do not breed any of your domestic animals with others of a different species; do not so a field of yours with two different kinds of seed; and do not put on a garment woven with two different kinds of thread.

Mules and rayon are tools of the devil!

Leviticus 19:26 - Do not eat meat with the blood still in it.

Rare meat is the devil's handmaiden

Leviticus 19:33 - When an alien resides with you in your land, do not molest him. You shall treat the alien who resides with you no differently than the natives born among you; have the same love for him as for yourself...

Don't forbid illegal immigrants, welcome them! All of them! Completely open borders! Full benefits!

And things that carry the death penalty:
--cursing one's mother or father
--adultery
--male homosexuality (but not female! It's okay to munch the carpet, just not bugger the hole...)
--bestiality


Gotta love translating for God. Because men do *such* a better job of it than God does.
supremegoddessofall: (spike - angry)
borrowed from the [livejournal.com profile] righteousbabes community...

Bush bumper stickers - they rock! )
supremegoddessofall: (spike - angry)
Bush's Resume thus far )

Just in case you had any burning to desire to actually still vote for this jackass this year.

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