supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)


Aug. 15th, 2009 12:23 am
supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
Third cat, captured and medicated.

supremegoddessofall: (evil cat)
1) Cat jumps on lap.
2) You notice that your leg is wet where the cat is sitting.
3) Cat moves and you smell the liquid.
4) You realize that the liquid smells rather nasty.
5) You look at the cat's butt and realize that the liquid is diarrhea that is sticking to the cat's fur.
6) You spend the next 10 minutes chasing the cat around the house to wipe it's butt.

supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
Courtesy of [ profile] dances_withcats, I bring you something to help you die of cute.

Completely safe for work, but may make you melt into a puddle.


Nov. 25th, 2008 07:58 pm
supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
Cute cat video. Completely safe for work.

supremegoddessofall: (nowhere)
Onyx didn't get better, she got worse. And I just had to put her down, over the phone. Not even with her. When they called to tell me earlier today that she was going downhill, I was able to at least get a hold of Ebony so she could go see her one last time. But I didn't get to.

Onyx, 4/05 - 9/25/08


May. 28th, 2008 11:58 pm
supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
This is a really cool story about the cat that adopted a school.
supremegoddessofall: (rosie cat)

Safe for work.

Give the cat a razor blade?


May. 11th, 2008 07:51 pm
supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
This made me happy.

supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
Courtesy of [ profile] labyris, the value of cats, as told by a wonderfully deadpan set of engineers...

My favorite is the bit about cat yodeling...
supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
This is awesome (thanks [ profile] mother_beech!):

For all cat lovers...
supremegoddessofall: (death is imminent)
The Cat Who Predicts Deaths.

This is both creepy and yet somehow insanely cool, and my brain is spinning with the research potentials they could get out of this.

Also, the cat is cute.
supremegoddessofall: (Default)

So how's *your* pussy?

cat love

Oct. 26th, 2006 02:26 am
supremegoddessofall: (adorable kitten)
stolen from [ profile] mirist:

Cat funnies.
supremegoddessofall: (cats)
when your cats are smarter than you are.

Awhile ago, the cats figured out how to chew through the dry food bags.

So we switched to pouring the food from the bags into giant uber Thatsa Mega Bowl (biggest Tupperware tub you can buy).

Guess what the cats have learned how to do?

Working together, in tag team, but pulling with their teeth, the three youngest have figured out how to open the fucking bowl.


so true...

Jan. 8th, 2006 06:50 pm
supremegoddessofall: (cats)
from [ profile] note_to_cat:

Dear Cat and Dog,

* When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
*The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate & food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food & dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.)
*The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
*I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs and cats sleeping. They can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. (I also know that sticking tails straight out andhaving tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but sarcasm.)
*My compact discs are not miniature Frisbees.
*For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years...canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.)
* The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs or cats' butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you.
*To pacify you I have posted the following message on our front door.....
Rules for Non-pet owners who visit and like to complain about our pets:
1. They live here; you don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture
3. I like my pet better than I like most people.
4. To you it's an animal. To me he and/or she is an adopted son and/or daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and is speech challenged.
Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't drink or smoke, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results


Dec. 29th, 2005 08:32 pm
supremegoddessofall: (silliness)
a bunch of kick-ass posts off my friends' list that i've meta-ed today:

[ profile] robyn_ma talks about life with her kittens

[ profile] azureheart talks about feeding her cat

[ profile] crevette has a conversation with her uterus
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with the exception of the one relating to indoor-outdoor cats, every single one of these is true for me:

You might have too many cats if...

Every time you open the bathroom door, a little furry creature races past you and perches on the toilet seat for a drink before you get there.

Your refrigerator door has its own groupies.

When you open the doors to your house, the cats coming and going resemble the famous Bull Run of Pamplona.

The rooms in your house are segregated for cats with good behavior, bad behavior, and I just don’t get along with anyone.

You can’t use the can opener or open a can without suddenly feeling like a giant foot and legwarmer has just engulfed you. (You certainly can’t try to turn around in the kitchen at this point without breaking a leg)

You can’t eat anything at all ever without your cats looking at you as if they are auditioning for a poster pet for a third world country.

In the farthest corner of your house and the most unlikely place to find it, yes, you find tiny grains of cat litter.

You hear so much hacking from cats trying to throw up fur balls, you think you have gone to an asthma clinic.

Walking from the kitchen to the living room with a bowl of ice cream, you muster your adrenaline because you know you will be running an obstacle course as your cats’ fling themselves in your path to the sofa.

You never watch television, work on the computer, or read a book without a furry creature inserting its little body in front of, on, or around you or the object of your attention.

You have an expense account to buy those roller brushes to remove pet hair from your clothes.

And, last but not least, you know you have too many cats in your house when you never feel unwanted, unloved, or alone at anytime day or night.
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
take [ profile] wicked_wish, a hungry cat, and a lost bird....What more could you ask for?
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
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From [ profile] noxalea: How to be a cultist Amusing
From [ profile] dindin: Columbine: 5 Years After
From [ profile] zoethe: Just for Pun So bad, they're good
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From [ profile] suteki: But What About Lobster? Fighting Leviticus with Leviticus
From [ profile] latelyontime: Lingering on Lingerie Being the only male in the lingerie store is scary
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From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part Thirteen
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From [ profile] robyn_ma: The Passion of the Legos Biblical scenes in brick - they're funny!
From [ profile] robyn_ma: Glory Hole FAQ Yes, really

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From [ profile] aldon: Eric Bogle, Meet Gary Trudeau and Darby Conley Very powerful combination of poetry and images related to Iraq
From [ profile] abandonedcouch: A Note to Cat post Proof that cats are higher forms of life
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