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Apr. 7th, 2009 02:06 pm
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I have been watching the most ridiculous Christian dogma satires on youtube. Truly, they must be seen to be believed. They're all good, but my favorites are:

Why It Is Okay For Sex To Hurt the Vagina:

featuring quote of the day: "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking the clitoris."



Why Homosexuality Is Against God's Will:

featuring quote of the day: "Children are better than AIDS."



Why Gays and Lesbians Are Often Immoral:

featuring quote of the day: "Gay people walk around looking for a willing anus", and also "Of course I can't have sex yet, because I'm not married, but I can feel the breasts, and I'm looking forward to that."



Why Abortion Is Evil:

featuring quote of the day: "I think atheists would eat children. And Jesus is not going to like that."



Why Condoms Don't Offer Real Protection Against STDS:

featuring quote of the day: "Do you want a vagina full of AIDS?"

supremegoddessofall: (dyke soap)
Top Dyke/Bi Chick Moments in Sci Fi

Good stuff.

Mmmm...Willow....mmmm...Dax....
supremegoddessofall: (dyke soap)
Four part series - The Ten Rules - A Lesbian Survival Guide







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Apr. 1st, 2006 05:43 pm
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Borrowed from [livejournal.com profile] jrosestar, who borrowed it from somewhere else:

Why Lesbians Are Better Than Gay Men

1. Lesbians can get away with wearing pretty much any damn thing they want. A man in a dress is either in drag or in transition, but a dyke in a dress is still just a chick!

2. Gay men think they know how to party - but lesbians know the best party is the one you actually remember the next day.

3. We may not have live-in pool boys, but our lovers know everything there is to know about getting wet.

4. Lesbians are the undeniable masters of all power tools, and that means ALL power tools.

5. Gay men may have the corner on decorating style, but we lesbians know that furniture only has to fulfill three important requirements. Stable, feels good against naked skin and can accommodate two bodies in motion - repeatedly.

6. It isn't that lesbians can't just go to a bar and pick up the first willing stranger to take home. It's just that we have better taste.

7. Lesbians generally are either best friends with their ex's or they hate them - but either way it is generally over and done with. Gay men, on the other hand, refuse to categorize their ex's - because it's hard to sleep with either your best friend or hated enemy again, and again, and again. . .

8. After ending a relationship, a lesbian doesn't have to sleep with at least ten people before moving on to their next LTR.

9. 'Butch' and 'femme' in lesbian relationships does not necessarily correlate to 'top' and 'bottom'. In fact, most lesbians are well-versed in the benefits of switch-hitting!

10. And the very best reason it is better to be a lesbian than a gay man - women!

Ed. note: Just kidding, gay boys, we love ya!
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You scored as The Student Dyke. Your entire life is defined by two things: your intellect and your sexuality; moreover you often merge the two to lure in women.

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The Student Dyke

70%

The Surprise! Dyke

60%

The Femme Fatale

60%

The Stud

60%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke

55%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme

50%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme

35%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke

30%

The Granola Dyke

30%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke

25%

The Bohemian Dyke

25%

The Little-Boy Dyke

20%

The Hipster Dyke

10%

What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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Favorites list has become clogged once again, so I bring you, without further ado, the next round of pimpage:

From my friends' list:
From [livejournal.com profile] city_of_dis: Introductions On the annoyance of those persons who feel compelled to call you by some name other than that which you wish to be called.
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: Impresssions from a Vegas Trip The city that originated the concept of "Don't ask, Don't tell."
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part Nine
From [livejournal.com profile] 1confusedgirl:God's Survey I don't think I'll be getting one of those letters any time soon.
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: The Down Side to a Big Imagination Poor Gini
From [livejournal.com profile] diabolica_nc: Three Important Corporate Lessons Feces as a series of parables
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: Busy person's guide to the press conference Short, blunt, to the point
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies That Deserve More Love, Part Ten
From [livejournal.com profile] thorne1966: Political Cartoons
From [livejournal.com profile] wicked_wish: Evil Owl Babies
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: Freedom Of Choice Is What You Want, Freedom From Choice Is What You Want Do or do not, but quit bitching about it
From [livejournal.com profile] insafemode: Find Waldo Now (Playing With Others: Part 1)
From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies That Deserve More Love, Part Eleven
From [livejournal.com profile] noxalea: Why Livejournal On livejournal as a mode of communication instead of paper journals, email, etc.
From [livejournal.com profile] latelyontime: I Have Been Sorted Racial heterogyny
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: Two Fucking-Hell Polls for You to Participate In Relative Severity of Curse Words
From [livejournal.com profile] russdur: Your Lightsaber and You Funny ass video
From [livejournal.com profile] russdur: Pink 5 Another funny ass video
From [livejournal.com profile] kiteherb: Notes From Bizarre Lesbian Baby Land Good advice for lesbians seeking to have children
From [livejournal.com profile] mistersleepless: Future Underground
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: Is "Fuck" a Dirty Word? On the need for new curse words
From [livejournal.com profile] amyjoyce: Butch-Femme Quiz I found this to be fairly accurate - To get to the quiz, look at the top right of the page
From [livejournal.com profile] ericcoleman: How To Gag On 'The Passion'
Nine Fun-Filled Ways Mel Gibson's Brutal Snuff Film Makes a Mockery of True Belief.

From [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies That Deserve More Love, Part Twelve
From [livejournal.com profile] theferret: Flip, Flop, Ork, Ah-Ah On the claim that John Kerry "flip flops" on issues

From random people and communities:
From [livejournal.com profile] shrijani: The Passion of the Peep This colored marshmallow died for your sins.
From [livejournal.com profile] primrosepath: A Mock The Stupid Post Pizza is easier to eat when it's *on top* of the carpet, mmmmkay?
From [livejournal.com profile] explodingcat: Top Ten Phallic Moments in the Book of Genesis
From [livejournal.com profile] katyrr: A Mock the Stupid Post No, birth control patches are *not* the same as nicotine patches
From [livejournal.com profile] brighn: Language Poll Relative impact/severity of curse words
From [livejournal.com profile] chelley_bean: The Smurfs: The Lost Episode Cute, if disturbing, video
From [livejournal.com profile] electrosoundwav: A Mock the Stupid Post Religious idiocy
From [livejournal.com profile] wyatt1048: A Mock the Stupid Post It's called a safety guard for a reason

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