Why It Is Okay For Sex To Hurt the Vagina:
featuring quote of the day: "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking the clitoris."
Why Homosexuality Is Against God's Will:
featuring quote of the day: "Children are better than AIDS."
Why Gays and Lesbians Are Often Immoral:
featuring quote of the day: "Gay people walk around looking for a willing anus", and also "Of course I can't have sex yet, because I'm not married, but I can feel the breasts, and I'm looking forward to that."
Why Abortion Is Evil:
featuring quote of the day: "I think atheists would eat children. And Jesus is not going to like that."
Why Condoms Don't Offer Real Protection Against STDS:
featuring quote of the day: "Do you want a vagina full of AIDS?"
Why Lesbians Are Better Than Gay Men
1. Lesbians can get away with wearing pretty much any damn thing they want. A man in a dress is either in drag or in transition, but a dyke in a dress is still just a chick!
2. Gay men think they know how to party - but lesbians know the best party is the one you actually remember the next day.
3. We may not have live-in pool boys, but our lovers know everything there is to know about getting wet.
4. Lesbians are the undeniable masters of all power tools, and that means ALL power tools.
5. Gay men may have the corner on decorating style, but we lesbians know that furniture only has to fulfill three important requirements. Stable, feels good against naked skin and can accommodate two bodies in motion - repeatedly.
6. It isn't that lesbians can't just go to a bar and pick up the first willing stranger to take home. It's just that we have better taste.
7. Lesbians generally are either best friends with their ex's or they hate them - but either way it is generally over and done with. Gay men, on the other hand, refuse to categorize their ex's - because it's hard to sleep with either your best friend or hated enemy again, and again, and again. . .
8. After ending a relationship, a lesbian doesn't have to sleep with at least ten people before moving on to their next LTR.
9. 'Butch' and 'femme' in lesbian relationships does not necessarily correlate to 'top' and 'bottom'. In fact, most lesbians are well-versed in the benefits of switch-hitting!
10. And the very best reason it is better to be a lesbian than a gay man - women!
Ed. note: Just kidding, gay boys, we love ya!
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