supremegoddessofall: (BDSM)
I beat people for fun.

I make welts, bruises, and sometimes even abrasions.

I hit them with riding crops. I hit them with paddles. I hit them with my hands, with bats, and even (sometimes) with tent stake mallets.

I affix clothespins to their balls and cackle with delight as they scream when I pull them off. It's especially fun to make a zipline with them - want to see?

I hook up TENS units to their balls and turn up the current - higher, higher, just a little higher than they can stand.

I make them crawl, make them worship at my feet, and slap them when they don't do as they're told.

I make them grovel, make them beg, and most importantly, make them cry.

I push them to their limits and make them realize those limits are more than what they believed them to be.

I get excited when they bleed. When the red rises up and coalesces into concrete signs of my handiwork.

And when I am done they say "thank you, Mistress" and yearn for more.

And I enjoy what I do. Oh, do I enjoy it.

I am a dominatrix, a top, a mistress - choose your word, because at some level they're all the same.

Fuck the semantics, the protocol - just call me a giver of pain to those who seek it.

I love the screams, the tears, and the sight of bright red blood running down the curve of a quivering back.

And they enjoy what I do. Oh, do they enjoy it.

They seek me out at parties, at events. They send me messages begging me to hurt them. They follow me like puppies, yearning for a scrap of my attention.

A true sadist, I often make them wait. Make them wait until the need to be subsumed to my will vibrates through them like a California earthquake on the Richter scale.

And then, only then, do my eyes, full of fire, dart to them and say "you."

They crawl to me, melted puddles to my hardened ice.

And we begin.

At a recent event. I'm the short one.

This has been a post for LJ Idol. If you would like to vote, I'll post the poll later in the week.
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Not safe for work...

supremegoddessofall: (Default)
I just got an email from Babeland Briefs (I'm on their mailing list from products I bought a couple years ago).

(not safe for work! Introducing...the Earth Angel.

My know you wanna read )
supremegoddessofall: (abnormals anonymous)
Want to know which rockers suck in bed?

Go here.

Visually safe for work, but lots of naughty words. ;)
supremegoddessofall: (abortion rights)
Funny as hell Planned Parenthood video:
supremegoddessofall: (BDSM)
Umm...not safe for work...or your brain...or your general sanity...

but you will laugh...

video totally ganked from [ profile] flyswatter:

Pillow Talk on
supremegoddessofall: (evil and sexy)
supremegoddessofall: (eye bleach)
blame [ profile] sorchawench...

Bollywood meets MorningWood...


Oct. 7th, 2007 10:36 pm
supremegoddessofall: (dyke soap)
Your lesbian lolcat for the day...

Cold dildo is COLD!

...and twenty minutes later...

waaaarm dildo is waaaaaarm!
supremegoddessofall: (sexiness)
courtesy of [ profile] happydog

supremegoddessofall: (amused)
The chicks strike back - 10 times better than Dick in a Box, I promise you!! Thanks to [ profile] dreadpirateandi for the heads up.


Nov. 28th, 2006 08:00 pm
supremegoddessofall: (goddess - creative)


Oct. 22nd, 2006 04:15 pm
supremegoddessofall: (glee)
Really good sex last night. As a consequence, we didn't get out of bed until like noon today. I can live with that.


Oct. 17th, 2006 09:06 am
supremegoddessofall: (sexiness)
There was hot monkey love last night, and it was good.


Oct. 8th, 2006 03:11 am
supremegoddessofall: (sexy)
I am hungry and horny. I am not sure what I want to eat first.... ;)
supremegoddessofall: (pretending to work)
I got booty!

(Many orgasms worth of booty, but I doubt you wanted to know that.)
supremegoddessofall: (fisting)
This site proves that fisting is, indeed, a Godly act. With supporting scripture!

For added fun, check out some of the links at the bottom - how to have a Christian threesome, Anal Sex and the Lord, etc.
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From my friends' list
From [ profile] wolfshaman: Two pots: A parable
From [ profile] city_of_dis: Acting Classes Actors are like characters - they're all the same
From [ profile] inka77: Full deck A man is like...
From [ profile] inka77: Shell
From [ profile] insafemode: Full-Fledged Gambling (Playing With Others: Part 4)
From [ profile] wicked_wish: oh for the love of [Higher Power of your choice] Getting sick of the religious propagandists
From [ profile] audiodubliner: Columbine thoughts
From [ profile] noxalea: How to be a cultist Amusing
From [ profile] dindin: Columbine: 5 Years After
From [ profile] zoethe: Just for Pun So bad, they're good
From [ profile] zoethe: More Thoughts on Happiness
From [ profile] zoethe: Bar Applications How to scare your fellow students
From [ profile] puffpastry: I'll Take "Things You Find in the Carpet" for 200, Jack Vacuums are funny, mmmkay?
From [ profile] shadesong: The Spoon Theory On chronic illness - thought-provoking
From [ profile] scouseboy: World's Worst Doctor
From [ profile] scouseboy: The Writing Group
From [ profile] scouseboy: World's Worst Policeman
From [ profile] suteki: But What About Lobster? Fighting Leviticus with Leviticus
From [ profile] latelyontime: Lingering on Lingerie Being the only male in the lingerie store is scary
From [ profile] latelyontime: The Story of Me Creationism?
From [ profile] theferret: Where's Walletdo? It's *not* always in the last place you look
From [ profile] scathedobsidian: The Designated Driver Speaks
From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part Thirteen
From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part Fourteen
From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part Fifteen
From [ profile] robyn_ma: The Passion of the Legos Biblical scenes in brick - they're funny!
From [ profile] robyn_ma: Glory Hole FAQ Yes, really

From my communities and random users
From [ profile] aldon: Eric Bogle, Meet Gary Trudeau and Darby Conley Very powerful combination of poetry and images related to Iraq
From [ profile] abandonedcouch: A Note to Cat post Proof that cats are higher forms of life
From [ profile] amenquohi: A Mock the Stupid post Puke and baking soda do not mix
From [ profile] flynot: A Mock the Stupid post Microwaves do not have "cold" buttons
From [ profile] dartfaerie: A Too Much Info post Gross stories
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
Favorites list has become clogged once again, so I bring you, without further ado, the next round of pimpage:

From my friends' list:
From [ profile] city_of_dis: Introductions On the annoyance of those persons who feel compelled to call you by some name other than that which you wish to be called.
From [ profile] theferret: Impresssions from a Vegas Trip The city that originated the concept of "Don't ask, Don't tell."
From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies that Deserve More Love, Part Nine
From [ profile] 1confusedgirl:God's Survey I don't think I'll be getting one of those letters any time soon.
From [ profile] theferret: The Down Side to a Big Imagination Poor Gini
From [ profile] diabolica_nc: Three Important Corporate Lessons Feces as a series of parables
From [ profile] robyn_ma: Busy person's guide to the press conference Short, blunt, to the point
From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies That Deserve More Love, Part Ten
From [ profile] thorne1966: Political Cartoons
From [ profile] wicked_wish: Evil Owl Babies
From [ profile] theferret: Freedom Of Choice Is What You Want, Freedom From Choice Is What You Want Do or do not, but quit bitching about it
From [ profile] insafemode: Find Waldo Now (Playing With Others: Part 1)
From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies That Deserve More Love, Part Eleven
From [ profile] noxalea: Why Livejournal On livejournal as a mode of communication instead of paper journals, email, etc.
From [ profile] latelyontime: I Have Been Sorted Racial heterogyny
From [ profile] theferret: Two Fucking-Hell Polls for You to Participate In Relative Severity of Curse Words
From [ profile] russdur: Your Lightsaber and You Funny ass video
From [ profile] russdur: Pink 5 Another funny ass video
From [ profile] kiteherb: Notes From Bizarre Lesbian Baby Land Good advice for lesbians seeking to have children
From [ profile] mistersleepless: Future Underground
From [ profile] theferret: Is "Fuck" a Dirty Word? On the need for new curse words
From [ profile] amyjoyce: Butch-Femme Quiz I found this to be fairly accurate - To get to the quiz, look at the top right of the page
From [ profile] ericcoleman: How To Gag On 'The Passion'
Nine Fun-Filled Ways Mel Gibson's Brutal Snuff Film Makes a Mockery of True Belief.

From [ profile] robyn_ma: 100 Movies That Deserve More Love, Part Twelve
From [ profile] theferret: Flip, Flop, Ork, Ah-Ah On the claim that John Kerry "flip flops" on issues

From random people and communities:
From [ profile] shrijani: The Passion of the Peep This colored marshmallow died for your sins.
From [ profile] primrosepath: A Mock The Stupid Post Pizza is easier to eat when it's *on top* of the carpet, mmmmkay?
From [ profile] explodingcat: Top Ten Phallic Moments in the Book of Genesis
From [ profile] katyrr: A Mock the Stupid Post No, birth control patches are *not* the same as nicotine patches
From [ profile] brighn: Language Poll Relative impact/severity of curse words
From [ profile] chelley_bean: The Smurfs: The Lost Episode Cute, if disturbing, video
From [ profile] electrosoundwav: A Mock the Stupid Post Religious idiocy
From [ profile] wyatt1048: A Mock the Stupid Post It's called a safety guard for a reason
supremegoddessofall: (Default)
Enough people have pimped me recently that I decided some return pimpage was warranted.

Recent things from my friend's list that you might enjoy:

From [ profile] jendurrfukt: What Bush Would Look Like As A Woman An amusing link. If I had been drinking milk, I would have spit it through my nose. And then I would have looked like the recipient of a facial. And that just would have been bad, mmmmkay?

From [ profile] zoethe: The Happiness Primer (or how to think your life sucks a little less than you usually do) It made me feel a little better, anyway, and some of these are things I try to do anyway.

From [ profile] mightyafrodite: Snappy comebacks to moronic comments from religious and anti-smoking zealots Make sure you read the comments, too!

From [ profile] shadesong: Help shadesong celebrate her LJ 2-year anniversary Post porn links, post random syllables, it doesn't matter, just post! (and say I sent ya)

From [ profile] splendourific: Did you know that? I don't believe he's gay, dammit!

From [ profile] kennfusion: How to literally fuck one's own self A link to an article about a man who made a cast of his own penis and then got fucked wtih it.

From [ profile] city_of_dis: An Open Letter to the Black Community from a Gay Man True, it's not the *same* movement. But it's a *similar* one.

From [ profile] theferret: How people represent themselves on LJ So what's your impression of him?

From [ profile] killhamster: How to have a semi-popular journal Because killhamster is just funny.

If you're not one of the pimped, don't think I'm not reading you. The entries/links I'm pimping are ones that are "universally" interesting out of the last 200 posts on my friends page. So if you've mostly been writing stuff on your own life's goings on, no pimpage today. But maybe next time! I love you all, and I read every single one of you.

From [ profile] too_much_info: I don't even know what to call this. This mesmerized me. Like watching a train wreck.

Edit: I've decided I'm going to make this a regular feature, and do it once a week or so. So expect more pimpage - I gots a lotta ho's.


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